life sucks #jkimspoiled

So I totally understand how house spouses go stir crazy . . . it's been a grand total of four days of taking my husband back and forth to work to cure cancer or find the next habitable planet for homo homos - while I'm super proud of him, I can't seem to find enough motivation to do something meaningful with my free time and immense talent (because I'm humble)beyond memorizing the aisles of Wal Mart.

By the way, Aisle 9 is my fave!

I did do a few cool things today. I got my new iMac (no thanks to FEDEX!). It is very pretty and mother is pleased :-) Her name is #Candy

I also had a massage - this time with Erica. She's a lesbian and she will be my friend - but she's seen me naked so it may be awkward, question mark

Then I got some good news - for my newly purchased car (Patty named them #Tchalla), the dealership gave us four free new tires because somehow, they managed to sell us the car with wheels that do not actually fit the vehicle. We only found out after we had already traveled 1000 miles down the east coast :-/

The best part of my day was picking Patty up . . . because it meant dinner time, lol

Just kidding, I love my husband!

But for real, Fridays are now junk food Fridays (Because I'm secretly failing at being a house husband) and we ate Wendy's ... which was super delicious and deserves a dedicated House Husbands Chronicle called "Wendy's: an exploration of the only viable non-Partisan junk food option in America"

I haven't forgotten about you, Jean Thomas Woynicki - tomorrow, I conquer the ironing board!

Peace and blessings,

The (pitiful) house husband