Cocks in the Gay District and My Hands Are Now Instagram Famous

Salacious as the title is, I swear this post is mostly pg-13 ;-)

So - First thing this morning, I went to the gym where the gays congregate for morning latte's and beat my weak physique into bloody submission on the snarky altar of body dysmorphia.

After eating a wholesome breakfast (steel cut oats, mango and berries), my better half and I cashed in our latest groupon - mani/pedi's!!

Our Mani/Pedi was . . . ratchet as hell and I loved every minute of it. So, the place itself is fairly gaudy but that is part of its' charm. We were welcomed by a New Yorker who was mad that she was one of the few employees not to call in sick today. Whilst pushing my cuticles back, she told me about how she wanted to divorce her baby daddy who she only married 2 months ago - and how she dated a Tampa Bay Buccaneers player while her soon to be estranged husband was in Afghanistan.

Mostly - I just sat there with my mouth agape - but this mani/pedi is EVERYTHING. I seriously have pretty hands and she did a little photo shoot of my hands and posted it to her instagram. You can now see yours truly featured as a model, woot woot.

Our nail tech told us about a brunch spot which was ... not a good recommendation, so we ate brunch at the neighboring Cheesecake Factory. That's all, lol!

Finally, Patty and I took a stroll through the gay district which is well known for all of the roosters walking through the streets. No lie, we saw roosters trying to walk into a corner gay bar - so we went in too. 

The bar was just okay, but I have to say, Ybor City (aka the gay district) is like traveling to another universe. The streets actually changed from pavement to brick - THE STREETS WERE MADE OF BRICK!  #heaven

Everything was beautiful, people were talking to each other - it was glorious.

Today was a good day. We had fun - had a few drinks - saw a few cocks. What more can you ask for?