Who knew being an international man of leisure was so challenging?

In today’s episode of who can spend the most money on virtually nothing, I went to target and spent 87 dollars on almond butter and laundry detergent?!

I couldn‘t find everything at Target, so I went to Wal-mart and literally spent one dollar. A dollar!!

On a brighter note, I found a groupon for a one hour hot stone relaxing aromatherapy massage for 45 dollars - literally only 45 bucks. And it was an amazing massage. The only problem was I had to fart the whole time and couldn‘t relax . . . Because relaxing means farting.

I also got a facial ... #giggity . . . And mama is glowing for the GODS!

Finally, I picked my husband up from work - I think he’s doing something meaningful like making radioactive spiders or something (maybe its alligators?)

All in all, a good day, lol!

Tune in tomorrow for laundry day, woot woot, lol!