45 things that need to stay in 2020

1. the Rona

2. Zoom Calls

3. Webex Meetings

4. white wine

5. bottom shelf liquor

6. Variations on traditional Mac and Cheese

7. Pop - the correct word is obviously “Coke” but I’ll also accept “Soda”

8. anyone who refuses to wear a mask

9. Mumble rap

10. Using Wall Street as a metric for the health of the economy

11. Virginia State Taxes

12. Pumpkin Pie (it MUST be sweet potato)

13. All this weight I’ve gained

14. economy class seating

15. ashy elbows

16. dairy

17. bad barbeque

18. bad customer service

19. bad tips

20. bad customers / patrons

21. Working at an office

22. anything smaller than a king size bed

23. frequent flyer miles

24. conspiracy theories

25. haircuts at home

26. police brutality

27. racism

28. exploitation of the working class

29. halitosis

30. anyone who does not use an electric toothbrush

31. killer hornets

32. oatmeal raisin cookies

33. Billy Porter’s flats

34. onlyfans

35. mysogynoir

36. using words like “mysogynoir”

37. cancel culture

38. them high ass prices at Disney World

39. J.K. Rowling

40. transphobia

41. wire hangers

42. not paying artists what they are worth

43. not supporting the arts

44. hotels without air conditioning

45. . . . obviously